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JACKIE HYME'S AUGUST 2015 VANITY FAIR PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE


WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS?  DANCING WITH JARED LETO AND JANE FONDA AT GUY OSEARY'S OSCAR PARTY IN A ROOM FULL OF FAMOUS PEOPLE, NONE OF WHOM ARE PESTERING ME WITH SPIRITUALITY OR POLITICS. 


WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?  FLYING COMMERCIAL. 


WHICH HISTORIC FIGURE DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH?  NAPOLEON AND MERYL STREEP.


WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE?  KATE MOSS. SHE'S A SURVIVOR. 


WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF?  INSPECTING INSTAGRAMS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY NOT WORTH MY EYE. 


WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS?  PEOPLE WHO AREN'T FAMOUS THINKING THEY'RE INTERESTING. 


WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST EXTRAVAGANCE?  EVERY SUNDAY I BRUNCH WITH THE BECKHAMS AT THE FOUNTAIN COFFEE ROOM. BROOKLYN AND I SPLIT AN ESPRESSO CHOCOLATE SHAKE. THE MEMORIES ARE WORTH EVERY CALORIE.  


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOURNEY?  UP THE LEATHER UPHOLSTERED ELEVATOR AT 9200 SUNSET ... YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU MIGHT SEE, WHAT YOU MIGHT HEAR, OR HOW YOUR NIGHT WILL TRANSPIRE ONCE THE DOORS HIT THE TOP FLOOR.


WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE MOST OVERRATED VIRTUE?  CONSIDERATION.


ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE?  WHENEVER PEOPLE LAUGH, I PLAY ALONG.  


WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE?  I WISH MY THIGH GAP WAS MORE PRONOUNCED. 


WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST DESPISE?  ANY PERSON WHO STILL USES A BLACKBERRY (I'M TALKING TO YOU, GAYLE KING AND SJP. WINKY FACE. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. INSIDE JOKE. YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.) 


WHICH WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVERUSE?  UNAVAIL. 


WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET?  NOT ATTENDING NATE BERKUS'S WEDDING. WE WERE IN A MASSIVE ROW OVER A PERSIAN RUG HE CHOSE FOR MY GREAT ROOM. IN THE END, I RETURNED THE RUG AND SENT THEM A COMPLETE SET OF MARSEILLE BLUE LE CREUSET. 


WHAT OR WHO IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?  LOS ANGELES.


WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU HAPPIEST?  MY FIRST WEEK IN L.A., WHEN I WAS HIRED AS A SALES ASSOCIATE AT KITSON. THE WORLD OPENED UP; I KNEW MY LIFE WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME. 


WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE?  THE ABILITY TO CONVINCE MR. CHOW IT'S NOT 1980 AND HE HAS TO REMODEL. 


WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATE OF MIND?  CLOSE THE DOORS. THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY. 


IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I'D GIVE MY FAMILY LESS ATTENTION. 


WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT?   LAUNCHING CECCONI'S WEST HOLLYWOOD DURING THE RECESSION.


IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COULD CHOOSE A PERSON OR THING TO COME BACK AS, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  BRANGELINA 


WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION?  A TAG HEUER CARRIER LEO GIFTED ME THE NIGHT HE WON THE OSCAR (I HOSTED MULTIPLE AWARDS SCREENINGS).


WHAT DO YOU REGARD AS THE LOWEST DEPTH OF MISERY?  PUBLIC SPACES. 


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?  MY CURRENT POSITION AS A SOCIAL CONDUIT AND CURATOR.  


WHAT IS YOUR MOST MARKED CHARACTERISTICS?  MY HONESTY. MY BANGS. MY LEGGINGS. MY BROACH, WHICH ELIZABETH TAYLOR GIFTED ME ON HER DEATHBED. 


WHAT DO YOU MOST VALUE IN YOUR FRIENDS?  THEIR ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND I DON'T WANT TO SEE, HEAR, OR KNOW ABOUT THEIR KIDS.


WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE WRITERS?  LIZ SMITH. NANCY JO SALES. INGRID SISCHY. ZADIE SMITH... EVEN IF SHE USES A FLIP PHONE AND AN EARTHLINK ACCOUNT. 


WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE HERO OF FICTION?  VOLDEMORT.


WHO ARE YOUR HEROES IN REAL LIFE?  GEORGE CLOONEY AND RANDE GERBER. 


WHAT IS IT THAT YOU MOST DISLIKE?  PEOPLE WHO DON'T RESPECT THE HOLLYWOOD HIERARCHY. LIKE ALL THESE YOUTUBE PEOPLE. 


HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?  ASLEEP IN THE HOT TUB OF OUR PENTHOUSE SUITE AT SOHO HAUS: CAPE TOWN, AFTER A NIGHT PARTYING WITH SHARON STONE, BONO, AND GIGI HADID. 

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?  I'LL DECIDE WHEN AND IF YOU MATTER. ‚Äč

WITH

JACKIE

HYME

"JACKIE HYME WAS A TASTE MAKER, LONG BEFORE PEOPLE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO TASTE HIJACKED THE PHRASE. SINCE MOVING TO LOS ANGELES IN 2004, HE HAS BEEN ON THE PULSE OF CELEBRITY CULTURE. FROM HIS HUMBLE BEGINNINGS AT KITSON, TO HIS CURRENT STANDING AS SOHO HAUS MEMBERSHIP DIRECTOR... NOTHING HAPPENS IN HOLLYWOOD WITHOUT JACKIE'S KNOWLEDGE, AND OFTEN TIMES, COUNSEL."

                                                                     - JEFF KLEIN (SUNSET TOWER HOTELIER)


"JACKIE HYME IS QUITE SIMPLY THE ONLY REASON TO CROSS THE POND. HE MAKES LOS ANGELES SUFFERABLE." 

                                                                    - STELLA McCARTNEY (FASHION DESIGNER)

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